i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
