At least make sure they are 18
Why
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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