also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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