YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Floor bacon is actually really good
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
