we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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