So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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