She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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