So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
this is an emotional support booty call
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