it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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