ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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