What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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