I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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