New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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