Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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