Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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