Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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