fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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