i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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