Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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