to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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