well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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