isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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