I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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