: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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