Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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