i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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