Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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