Pregnant stripper...not hot.
love makes seman taste better
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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