sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
