that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
where does the pee come out of this thing
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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