You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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