did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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