Dual....:-)
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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