she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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