is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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