someone owes me an orgasm
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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