so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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