Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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