Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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