Whatcha textin bout Willis?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well I just put wine in my tea
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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