Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Congratulations! We have a period
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