Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
