i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
did i walk over a car last night?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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