This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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