So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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