Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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