Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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