we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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