Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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