It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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