Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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