How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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