and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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