shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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