It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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