i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Found your dick twin last night
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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